Ooh, ooh, me next! My fingers are registered with Masters and Johnson as sex toys!
wonder who does the best Kitty Paws??
Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2021 11:45 am
by tallyho
Well two different lap dancers on two different occasions at Goldfingers Gentleman's club in Prague both said I had really good hands.
(and they weren't telling me they were telling their colleagues )
I left on a high before I heard them say he's got a face only a mother could love.
Checkmate, Doc.
Or....
CZECHMATE!!
trust me...anyone that can do that with their fingers..can take you on a mind blowing trip to the land of multiple numbing orgasms!!!! Its a wonderful place too!!!
trust me...anyone that can do that with their fingers..can take you on a mind blowing trip to the land of multiple numbing orgasms!!!! Its a wonderful place too!!!
Fister-twister?
Noooooo!! no way.....last time was NOT pretty....
Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 1:50 am
by Mr. X
Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 5:47 am
by tallyho
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Best. Visual gag. EVER.
Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 9:54 am
by tallyho
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Should have a little sombrero for the brave little guy
But he is French!! he is a real tickler!! lol
Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 5:08 pm
by batgirl1969
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Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2021 1:16 pm
by tallyho
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Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2021 3:21 pm
by DrDominator9
I'm not just a grammar "nazi" but also a geography "nazi" it seems, Tallyho. Fact is, that Mt. Rushmore is halfway down the state from the northern border of South Dakota. And after that you have all of North Dakota before you even get to the border of Saskatchewan which are where the good Canadians would be located facing those gigantic stone butts. So you'd have to have really damn good eyes to even get a glimpse of stone crackage as shown in your photo above. Wait, what's that? I'm being told now that that is merely a photoshop rendition; a prank joke I'm given to understand that has no basis in reality. So, uuhmm, nevermind. Very amusing. As you were.
Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2021 3:29 pm
by tallyho
The key word there being 'side'
Not from Canada. Not from the Canadian border. But the Canadian SIDE.
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The key word there being 'side'
Not from Canada. Not from the Canadian border. But the Canadian SIDE.
I must maintain in all due respect as an American that the phrase should be from the North Dakotan side. Ball's in your court, Wrong Way Corrigan (Google him!)
That said the two bottom posts you just put up are particularly delightful and amusing. Keep up the good work.
Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2021 4:36 pm
by tallyho
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Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2021 4:41 pm
by tallyho
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Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2021 9:57 pm
by dlo005
Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2021 10:00 pm
by tallyho
Stay safe and warm everyone in Texas
(well everyone apart from this piece of crap anyways)
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Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2021 8:03 pm
by dlo005
Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2021 9:02 pm
by tallyho
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Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2021 10:08 pm
by tallyho
I hope this sign was intended to read as two positive vertical messages, rather than one crappy horizontal one
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Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2021 5:12 pm
by tallyho
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Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 8:53 pm
by tallyho
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(Halfords is a retail chain that sells car parts and bicycle accessories)
Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2021 8:52 pm
by tallyho
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Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 1:43 pm
by tallyho
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 4:25 pm
by helstar
Perfect meme for the world situation...
Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 5:01 pm
by Mr. X
Why did the subject line go away?
Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 5:07 pm
by Damselbinder
Because someone posted an attachment, the attachment was put as the post title, and the post title overrode the thread title because ??????????????????????????
Re: To cheer us all up
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 6:38 pm
by tallyho
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