To cheer us all up

[Damselbinder]

DB See the earlier post on Happiness

...I see.

[tallyho]

Sorry about that comment. I was so fucking depressed last night. Supergirl, wrists and ankles coiled in braided rope enhanced with kryptonite shards, wearing a gag. Me drinking the alcohol as I am tying her up.

Well I am glad you came through it

[Maskripper]

Well, in the end this speech belongs in this thread, as it surely should cheer us up (well, hopefully most of us here):


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Don't even dream to disagree with Arnie, after all he is the Terminator... and Conan!

[Damselbinder]

Well, in the end this speech belongs in this thread, as it surely should cheer us up (well, hopefully most of us here):


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Don't even dream to disagree with Arnie, after all he is the Terminator... and Conan!

he brought in the conan sword okay that's not fair i'm not crying, you are

[tallyho]

Of course, Conan's father's sword broke....

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[Mr. X]

Well, in the end this speech belongs in this thread, as it surely should cheer us up (well, hopefully most of us here):


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Don't even dream to disagree with Arnie, after all he is the Terminator... and Conan!

"Nazi equivalent of the proud boys" - yeah this thread isn't biased or turned political. Thanks once more to one group who always make something theirs. Always sneak in their one shots then cry when someone defends themselves.

[Damselbinder]

Well, in the end this speech belongs in this thread, as it surely should cheer us up (well, hopefully most of us here):


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Don't even dream to disagree with Arnie, after all he is the Terminator... and Conan!

"Nazi equivalent of the proud boys" - yeah this thread isn't biased or turned political. Thanks once more to one group who always make something theirs. Always sneak in their one shots then cry when someone defends themselves.

I am astonished that you could find anything objectionable in this. And keep in mind, Schwarzenegger is a member of the Republican Party. If even this - a heartfelt call to unity based on real experience rankles you, then I don't even know what to say.

Oh and by the way, since I also saw you guffawingly mock the idea of body positivity earlier in this thread, you're also flatly a hypocrite.

[tallyho]

OK I personally thought it was an uplifting message from Arnie... But you kinda have to, or he'll be back.

BUT let's just roll on shall we

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[Femina]

"Nazi equivalent of the proud boys" - yeah this thread isn't biased or turned political. Thanks once more to one group who always make something theirs. Always sneak in their one shots then cry when someone defends themselves.

FACTS aren't political.

For starters, I honestly can't think of a stupider reason to commit treason. George Washington would spontaneously sprout teeth in his grave just to grind at the thought of America falling to pieces over that fish-lipped sociopathic con man.

*sigh*

So here we are, in the section of the forum in which we point at things and laugh, or thanks to Maskripper's wonderful post, attempt to calm some of the people worrying about the future of their country. We talk about global events here constantly. We talked about Brexit, we talk about Covid-19 and what it means for the world because we're all human beings who have to live in the world. So yes, political though some would have it made, we're also going to notice what amounts to the first semi-serious attempt at insurrection against the United States in the modern era. We didn't bat an eyelash to discuss the Chinese government's war on Hong Kong, so why shouldn't we talk about this? Many here were ALL Gung ho to condemn the BLM protesters for the crime of holding up streets not a few months ago, but when the, dare I say primarily white republican mob attempts something truly reprehensible SUDDENLY we should all try to stay cool and not bother each other about things too political EVEN INSOFAR as to post JOKE memes?

I mean Jesus Christ, if that mob has a proper excuse for attempting treason, they'd better damn well get to explaining themselves I should think. Cause right now they just look like a bunch of criminals who want to unlawfully force me to spend another four years being lied to by the leader of my country. Right now, frankly, THERE ARE NO politics concerning this topic. It's just facts! FACTS that a mob of right wing nutjobs assaulted the Capitol. Facts that the majority of 'political' spheres have all fallen into agreement as indicated by REPUBLICAN Arnold Schwarzenegger above CONDEMNING the riot. Right now it looks as if America is in TOTAL agreement that what occurred on Wednesday was a violent criminal act, questioning instead if it was ALSO a treasonous one. If it WASN'T treason, then that mob had better get their shit together and express exactly what it was. But I mean... they already have, haven't they?



There's nothing political there. Just a woman getting maced for a shit attempt at revolution, and all for that posh, pompous, egomaniacal little turd who gives exactly zero shits about what consequences she's about to suffer for her actions.

We need to be more like Canada

[Imagineer]

Perhaps the serious debate about what's acceptable humor here should be had in a thread of its own.
Perhaps in a thread titled "to cheer us all up" we shouldn't post things that we ought to know will trigger some members.
We could certainly have other threads with titles that indicate the nature of the humor within.
Or we could all recognize that if we don't find something funny we ought move on to the next joke. But that's tough sometimes.

I will say I find the Georgia flag pretty damn funny.

[tallyho]

In true mod tradition and due to the fact its 1:20 a. m. and I gotta get up in 6 hrs I'm gonna just carry on and hope the issue goes away

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[Mr. X]

"FACTS aren't political."

Yeah... ok you'll get your way. It will only be your way. A reasonable way of facts of you and the "evil Nazis". Sure. Be my guest. Cause labeling your opposition as "Nazis" is a reasoned argument.

[Femina]

"FACTS aren't political."

Yeah... ok you'll get your way. It will only be your way. A reasonable way of facts of you and the "evil Nazis". Sure. Be my guest. Cause labeling your opposition as "Nazis" is a reasoned argument.

Erp! I should point out I didn't mean ARNIE'S video was fact. That's just Arnie's opinion. Wasn't clear enough, sorry.

[DrDominator9]

We really should try to keep the politics out of this thread, people. It's meant to be a light-hearted escape from the troubles facing us out there. PLEASE!

[tallyho]

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[tallyho]

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[batgirl1969]

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[batgirl1969]

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[tallyho]

Superman could be a right bastard

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[DrDominator9]

Superman was also quite harsh with his cousin, Supergirl, parceling out some very nasty punishments like banishing her to a strange world for a week and other significantly dick moves!!

[Mr. X]

Superman was also quite harsh with his cousin, Supergirl, parceling out some very nasty punishments like banishing her to a strange world for a week and other significantly dick moves!!

I remember a page called Superdickery where they show Superman being a colossal psychopath to everyone. I loved the one where he falls out a window as Clark past Lois's window just to scare the heck out of her.

http://www.superdickery.com/tag/superman-is-a-dick/

[dlo005]

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Superman was also quite harsh with his cousin, Supergirl, parceling out some very nasty punishments like banishing her to a strange world for a week and other significantly dick moves!!

and here it is, from way back when doc!

[Mr. X]

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[batgirl1969]

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Superman was also quite harsh with his cousin, Supergirl, parceling out some very nasty punishments like banishing her to a strange world for a week and other significantly dick moves!!

and here it is, from way back when doc!

Brutal!! and to make it even more humiliating he sends her on her way in a giant invisible dildo!! maybe she will land on the planet of Giants!!!

[Mr. X]

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Maybe not funny but very appealing

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[tallyho]

Well you say it's not funny but Superman is laughing

[tallyho]

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[Damselbinder]

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Superman was also quite harsh with his cousin, Supergirl, parceling out some very nasty punishments like banishing her to a strange world for a week and other significantly dick moves!!

and here it is, from way back when doc!

Brutal!! and to make it even more humiliating he sends her on her way in a giant invisible dildo!! maybe she will land on the planet of Giants!!!

Once again, because it really does bear repeating.

Cousins.

[Mr. X]

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Superman was also quite harsh with his cousin, Supergirl, parceling out some very nasty punishments like banishing her to a strange world for a week and other significantly dick moves!!

and here it is, from way back when doc!

Brutal!! and to make it even more humiliating he sends her on her way in a giant invisible dildo!! maybe she will land on the planet of Giants!!!

Once again, because it really does bear repeating.

Cousins.

I get the feeling Krypton was the equivalent of space Alabama.

[Visitor]

Well Superman was following what his real parents did to him by sending him to another world. Talk about a time out.

[sneakly]

Superman could be a right bastard
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There is an entire website dedicated to Superman killing Lois, torturing Jimmy and being a major douche.
http://www.superdickery.com/tag/superman-is-a-dick/
http://www.superdickery.com/tag/superm ... ck/page/14

[DrDominator9]

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[Damselbinder]

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I sometimes wonder why people even bother getting married

[sneakly]

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Superman was also quite harsh with his cousin, Supergirl, parceling out some very nasty punishments like banishing her to a strange world for a week and other significantly dick moves!!

and here it is, from way back when doc!

Brutal!! and to make it even more humiliating he sends her on her way in a giant invisible dildo!! maybe she will land on the planet of Giants!!!

Is that one of WW’s giant invisible flying dildos?

[batgirl1969]

[album][album][/album][/album]

Superman was also quite harsh with his cousin, Supergirl, parceling out some very nasty punishments like banishing her to a strange world for a week and other significantly dick moves!!

and here it is, from way back when doc!

Brutal!! and to make it even more humiliating he sends her on her way in a giant invisible dildo!! maybe she will land on the planet of Giants!!!

Is that one of WW’s giant invisible flying dildos?

Could be!!! was special made for Giganta...the only dildo capable of bringing her to her knees, WW used it to encapsulate herself to travel inside Giganta to bring her to justice(and orgasm!)

[tallyho]

Is that one of WW’s giant invisible flying dildos?

Just how many ' giant invisible flying dildos' do you think she owns?!!?

[DrDominator9]

Is that one of WW’s giant invisible flying dildos?

Just how many ' giant invisible flying dildos' do you think she owns?!!?

I'm just going to hazard a guess here that since she grew up on an all female island for years and years, the number ranges in the dozens. Of course not all those are giant dildos. Some are fairly petite for quiet sojourns down to the lake or a stroll over to the Temple of Athena, the wise one who knows what women need.

Yeah, they do!!

[sneakly]

Dildos are like cats, you can have one as a pet. More than one is a collection. My guess is this was not her only purchase....

“Yeah, I have one in the garage you can borrow...Clean it off before you return it. I bought it for a bachelorette party on Titan, sort of a Tur-duck-en sex party. A girl from Kandor gets a dildo, she gets put in a dildo, we her and her dildo inside of me and I get to ride the silver bullet into the bachelorette..... I did my super spin and we all get a happy ending....

Isn’t that you and Batman have Jimmy and Robin for? Happy Endings?

[tallyho]

I'm allergic to cats does this mean I'm allergic to dildos?

[tallyho]

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[tallyho]

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[batgirl1969]

I'm allergic to cats does this mean I'm allergic to dildos?

Cum on...your kiddin me...no one should be alergic to pussies!!! That sounds a little fishy to me!

[tallyho]

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[tallyho]

I'm allergic to cats does this mean I'm allergic to dildos?

Cum on...your kiddin me...no one should be alergic to pussies!!! That sounds a little fishy to me!

Don't you mean smells a little fishy?


Cat fur gives me paralysis. So in a way, pussies do make me hard...

[TIEnTEEZ]

Cum on Eileen took a minute but was worth it.

I don't get it....lol

There's a very famous song called Come on Eileen by Dexy's Midnight Runners.
The picture is a woman with a name tag that says "Eileen." And she's covered in white gooey liquid. So apparently, someone did.

[dlo005]

[dlo005]

[tallyho]

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[tallyho]

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[tallyho]

Some light reading....

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