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wonder who does the best Kitty Paws??DrDominator9 wrote: ↑3 years agoOoh, ooh, me next! My fingers are registered with Masters and Johnson as sex toys!
Well two different lap dancers on two different occasions at Goldfingers Gentleman's club in Prague both said I had really good hands.
(and they weren't telling me they were telling their colleagues )
I left on a high before I heard them say he's got a face only a mother could love.
Checkmate, Doc.
Or....
CZECHMATE!!
(and they weren't telling me they were telling their colleagues )
I left on a high before I heard them say he's got a face only a mother could love.
Checkmate, Doc.
Or....
CZECHMATE!!
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Fister-twister?batgirl1969 wrote: ↑3 years agotrust me...anyone that can do that with their fingers..can take you on a mind blowing trip to the land of multiple numbing orgasms!!!! Its a wonderful place too!!!
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Noooooo!! no way.....last time was NOT pretty....sneakly wrote: ↑3 years agoFister-twister?batgirl1969 wrote: ↑3 years agotrust me...anyone that can do that with their fingers..can take you on a mind blowing trip to the land of multiple numbing orgasms!!!! Its a wonderful place too!!!
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What goes on Tally at our house.....
I always think they look like cacti...
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Should have a little sombrero for the brave little guy
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I'm not just a grammar "nazi" but also a geography "nazi" it seems, Tallyho. Fact is, that Mt. Rushmore is halfway down the state from the northern border of South Dakota. And after that you have all of North Dakota before you even get to the border of Saskatchewan which are where the good Canadians would be located facing those gigantic stone butts. So you'd have to have really damn good eyes to even get a glimpse of stone crackage as shown in your photo above. Wait, what's that? I'm being told now that that is merely a photoshop rendition; a prank joke I'm given to understand that has no basis in reality. So, uuhmm, nevermind. Very amusing. As you were.
The key word there being 'side'
Not from Canada. Not from the Canadian border. But the Canadian SIDE.
Not from Canada. Not from the Canadian border. But the Canadian SIDE.
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I must maintain in all due respect as an American that the phrase should be from the North Dakotan side. Ball's in your court, Wrong Way Corrigan (Google him!)
That said the two bottom posts you just put up are particularly delightful and amusing. Keep up the good work.
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All lies and jest
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All lies and jest
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