To cheer us all up

Topics, links and pics that are interesting, weird, or irrelevant!
Post Reply
User avatar
DrDominator9
Emissary
Emissary
Posts: 2453
Joined: 13 years ago
Location: On the Border of the Neutral Zone

tallyho wrote:
3 years ago
WELL HELL, HERE I AM!!!!!

:w00t:
Ooh, ooh, me next! My fingers are registered with Masters and Johnson as sex toys!
Follow this link to descriptions of my stories and easy links to them:

viewtopic.php?f=70&t=32025
User avatar
batgirl1969
Millenium Member
Millenium Member
Posts: 2456
Joined: 14 years ago

DrDominator9 wrote:
3 years ago
tallyho wrote:
3 years ago
WELL HELL, HERE I AM!!!!!

:w00t:
Ooh, ooh, me next! My fingers are registered with Masters and Johnson as sex toys!
wonder who does the best Kitty Paws??
User avatar
tallyho
Ambassador
Ambassador
Posts: 5390
Joined: 13 years ago
Location: Land of No Hope and Past Glories

Well two different lap dancers on two different occasions at Goldfingers Gentleman's club in Prague both said I had really good hands.
(and they weren't telling me they were telling their colleagues :yahoo:)
I left on a high before I heard them say he's got a face only a mother could love.
Checkmate, Doc.
Or....
CZECHMATE!! 😂 😂 😂
How strange are the ways of the gods ...........and how cruel.

I am here to help one and all enjoy this site, so if you have any questions or feel you are being trolled please contact me (Hit the 'CONTACT' little speech bubble below my Avatar).
User avatar
tallyho
Ambassador
Ambassador
Posts: 5390
Joined: 13 years ago
Location: Land of No Hope and Past Glories

ZomboMeme Shark.jpg
ZomboMeme Shark.jpg (52.5 KiB) Viewed 3752 times
How strange are the ways of the gods ...........and how cruel.

I am here to help one and all enjoy this site, so if you have any questions or feel you are being trolled please contact me (Hit the 'CONTACT' little speech bubble below my Avatar).
sneakly
Overlord
Overlord
Posts: 725
Joined: 10 years ago
Contact:

batgirl1969 wrote:
3 years ago
:geek:
tallyho wrote:
3 years ago
tumblr_6af878f698d92a4f5f72cd69e0a57b53_2d1d18fc_540.jpg
trust me...anyone that can do that with their fingers..can take you on a mind blowing trip to the land of multiple numbing orgasms!!!! Its a wonderful place too!!!
Fister-twister?
Image
User avatar
batgirl1969
Millenium Member
Millenium Member
Posts: 2456
Joined: 14 years ago

sneakly wrote:
3 years ago
batgirl1969 wrote:
3 years ago
:geek:
tallyho wrote:
3 years ago
tumblr_6af878f698d92a4f5f72cd69e0a57b53_2d1d18fc_540.jpg
trust me...anyone that can do that with their fingers..can take you on a mind blowing trip to the land of multiple numbing orgasms!!!! Its a wonderful place too!!!
Fister-twister?
Noooooo!! no way.....last time was NOT pretty....
User avatar
tallyho
Ambassador
Ambassador
Posts: 5390
Joined: 13 years ago
Location: Land of No Hope and Past Glories

c95ac0697c4d5af19191a7179636824d--drivers-license-bucket-lists.jpg
c95ac0697c4d5af19191a7179636824d--drivers-license-bucket-lists.jpg (39.68 KiB) Viewed 3681 times
Best. Visual gag. EVER.
How strange are the ways of the gods ...........and how cruel.

I am here to help one and all enjoy this site, so if you have any questions or feel you are being trolled please contact me (Hit the 'CONTACT' little speech bubble below my Avatar).
User avatar
tallyho
Ambassador
Ambassador
Posts: 5390
Joined: 13 years ago
Location: Land of No Hope and Past Glories

IMG-20210207-WA0000.jpg
IMG-20210207-WA0000.jpg (48.63 KiB) Viewed 3667 times
Another one for Bg1969
vibrator-races.jpg
vibrator-races.jpg (65.24 KiB) Viewed 3667 times
How strange are the ways of the gods ...........and how cruel.

I am here to help one and all enjoy this site, so if you have any questions or feel you are being trolled please contact me (Hit the 'CONTACT' little speech bubble below my Avatar).
User avatar
batgirl1969
Millenium Member
Millenium Member
Posts: 2456
Joined: 14 years ago

What goes on Tally at our house.....
magic rabbit.jpg
magic rabbit.jpg (71.18 KiB) Viewed 3661 times
User avatar
tallyho
Ambassador
Ambassador
Posts: 5390
Joined: 13 years ago
Location: Land of No Hope and Past Glories

I always think they look like cacti... 😀
How strange are the ways of the gods ...........and how cruel.

I am here to help one and all enjoy this site, so if you have any questions or feel you are being trolled please contact me (Hit the 'CONTACT' little speech bubble below my Avatar).
User avatar
batgirl1969
Millenium Member
Millenium Member
Posts: 2456
Joined: 14 years ago

tallyho wrote:
3 years ago
I always think they look like cacti... 😀
They do!!! The bumpy prickly ones are the best!!! lol
User avatar
tallyho
Ambassador
Ambassador
Posts: 5390
Joined: 13 years ago
Location: Land of No Hope and Past Glories

Should have a little sombrero for the brave little guy
How strange are the ways of the gods ...........and how cruel.

I am here to help one and all enjoy this site, so if you have any questions or feel you are being trolled please contact me (Hit the 'CONTACT' little speech bubble below my Avatar).
User avatar
batgirl1969
Millenium Member
Millenium Member
Posts: 2456
Joined: 14 years ago

tallyho wrote:
3 years ago
Should have a little sombrero for the brave little guy
But he is French!! he is a real tickler!! lol
User avatar
batgirl1969
Millenium Member
Millenium Member
Posts: 2456
Joined: 14 years ago

.
Last edited by batgirl1969 1 year ago, edited 1 time in total.
User avatar
tallyho
Ambassador
Ambassador
Posts: 5390
Joined: 13 years ago
Location: Land of No Hope and Past Glories

IMG-20210212-WA0014.jpg
IMG-20210212-WA0014.jpg (107.06 KiB) Viewed 3550 times
How strange are the ways of the gods ...........and how cruel.

I am here to help one and all enjoy this site, so if you have any questions or feel you are being trolled please contact me (Hit the 'CONTACT' little speech bubble below my Avatar).
User avatar
DrDominator9
Emissary
Emissary
Posts: 2453
Joined: 13 years ago
Location: On the Border of the Neutral Zone

I'm not just a grammar "nazi" but also a geography "nazi" it seems, Tallyho. Fact is, that Mt. Rushmore is halfway down the state from the northern border of South Dakota. And after that you have all of North Dakota before you even get to the border of Saskatchewan which are where the good Canadians would be located facing those gigantic stone butts. So you'd have to have really damn good eyes to even get a glimpse of stone crackage as shown in your photo above. Wait, what's that? I'm being told now that that is merely a photoshop rendition; a prank joke I'm given to understand that has no basis in reality. So, uuhmm, nevermind. Very amusing. As you were.
Follow this link to descriptions of my stories and easy links to them:

viewtopic.php?f=70&t=32025
User avatar
tallyho
Ambassador
Ambassador
Posts: 5390
Joined: 13 years ago
Location: Land of No Hope and Past Glories

The key word there being 'side'
Not from Canada. Not from the Canadian border. But the Canadian SIDE. :giggle:
IMG-20210212-WA0007.jpg
IMG-20210212-WA0007.jpg (54.01 KiB) Viewed 3535 times
IMG-20210212-WA0009.jpg
IMG-20210212-WA0009.jpg (72.72 KiB) Viewed 3535 times
IMG-20210212-WA0010.jpg
IMG-20210212-WA0010.jpg (25.21 KiB) Viewed 3535 times
How strange are the ways of the gods ...........and how cruel.

I am here to help one and all enjoy this site, so if you have any questions or feel you are being trolled please contact me (Hit the 'CONTACT' little speech bubble below my Avatar).
User avatar
DrDominator9
Emissary
Emissary
Posts: 2453
Joined: 13 years ago
Location: On the Border of the Neutral Zone

tallyho wrote:
3 years ago
The key word there being 'side'
Not from Canada. Not from the Canadian border. But the Canadian SIDE. :giggle:
I must maintain in all due respect as an American that the phrase should be from the North Dakotan side. Ball's in your court, Wrong Way Corrigan (Google him!)

That said the two bottom posts you just put up are particularly delightful and amusing. Keep up the good work.
Follow this link to descriptions of my stories and easy links to them:

viewtopic.php?f=70&t=32025
User avatar
tallyho
Ambassador
Ambassador
Posts: 5390
Joined: 13 years ago
Location: Land of No Hope and Past Glories

you-think-geography-is-a-mothafuckin-game.jpg
you-think-geography-is-a-mothafuckin-game.jpg (104.96 KiB) Viewed 3514 times
How strange are the ways of the gods ...........and how cruel.

I am here to help one and all enjoy this site, so if you have any questions or feel you are being trolled please contact me (Hit the 'CONTACT' little speech bubble below my Avatar).
User avatar
tallyho
Ambassador
Ambassador
Posts: 5390
Joined: 13 years ago
Location: Land of No Hope and Past Glories

_20210212_205459.JPG
_20210212_205459.JPG (256.41 KiB) Viewed 3511 times
How strange are the ways of the gods ...........and how cruel.

I am here to help one and all enjoy this site, so if you have any questions or feel you are being trolled please contact me (Hit the 'CONTACT' little speech bubble below my Avatar).
User avatar
DrDominator9
Emissary
Emissary
Posts: 2453
Joined: 13 years ago
Location: On the Border of the Neutral Zone

tallyho wrote:
3 years ago
you-think-geography-is-a-mothafuckin-game.jpg
Love the cat's "G" armband! Can I order them in bulk?

:thumbup:
Follow this link to descriptions of my stories and easy links to them:

viewtopic.php?f=70&t=32025
User avatar
tallyho
Ambassador
Ambassador
Posts: 5390
Joined: 13 years ago
Location: Land of No Hope and Past Glories

i-didnt-even-know-they-could-do-that-with-bats.jpeg
i-didnt-even-know-they-could-do-that-with-bats.jpeg (65.87 KiB) Viewed 3490 times
vi46np6wg8ji.jpg
vi46np6wg8ji.jpg (11.77 KiB) Viewed 3490 times
How strange are the ways of the gods ...........and how cruel.

I am here to help one and all enjoy this site, so if you have any questions or feel you are being trolled please contact me (Hit the 'CONTACT' little speech bubble below my Avatar).
User avatar
dlo005
Elder Member
Elder Member
Posts: 498
Joined: 12 years ago

Such are promises
All lies and jest
Still, a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest Simon & Garfunkel
User avatar
tallyho
Ambassador
Ambassador
Posts: 5390
Joined: 13 years ago
Location: Land of No Hope and Past Glories

IMG-20210213-WA0003.jpg
IMG-20210213-WA0003.jpg (76.33 KiB) Viewed 3451 times
IMG-20210213-WA0001.jpg
IMG-20210213-WA0001.jpg (45.73 KiB) Viewed 3451 times
Screenshot_20210212-205405~2.png
Screenshot_20210212-205405~2.png (578.5 KiB) Viewed 3451 times
How strange are the ways of the gods ...........and how cruel.

I am here to help one and all enjoy this site, so if you have any questions or feel you are being trolled please contact me (Hit the 'CONTACT' little speech bubble below my Avatar).
User avatar
tallyho
Ambassador
Ambassador
Posts: 5390
Joined: 13 years ago
Location: Land of No Hope and Past Glories

IMG-20210213-WA0012.jpg
IMG-20210213-WA0012.jpg (54.27 KiB) Viewed 3408 times
How strange are the ways of the gods ...........and how cruel.

I am here to help one and all enjoy this site, so if you have any questions or feel you are being trolled please contact me (Hit the 'CONTACT' little speech bubble below my Avatar).
User avatar
tallyho
Ambassador
Ambassador
Posts: 5390
Joined: 13 years ago
Location: Land of No Hope and Past Glories

IMG-20210214-WA0005.jpg
IMG-20210214-WA0005.jpg (163.46 KiB) Viewed 3400 times
For non English speakers 'UR GF'
means ' your girl friend'
How strange are the ways of the gods ...........and how cruel.

I am here to help one and all enjoy this site, so if you have any questions or feel you are being trolled please contact me (Hit the 'CONTACT' little speech bubble below my Avatar).
User avatar
tallyho
Ambassador
Ambassador
Posts: 5390
Joined: 13 years ago
Location: Land of No Hope and Past Glories

IMG-20210214-WA0008.jpg
IMG-20210214-WA0008.jpg (185.04 KiB) Viewed 3393 times
How strange are the ways of the gods ...........and how cruel.

I am here to help one and all enjoy this site, so if you have any questions or feel you are being trolled please contact me (Hit the 'CONTACT' little speech bubble below my Avatar).
User avatar
tallyho
Ambassador
Ambassador
Posts: 5390
Joined: 13 years ago
Location: Land of No Hope and Past Glories

IMG-20210214-WA0011.jpg
IMG-20210214-WA0011.jpg (12.07 KiB) Viewed 3378 times
IMG-20210214-WA0012.jpg
IMG-20210214-WA0012.jpg (124.48 KiB) Viewed 3378 times
How strange are the ways of the gods ...........and how cruel.

I am here to help one and all enjoy this site, so if you have any questions or feel you are being trolled please contact me (Hit the 'CONTACT' little speech bubble below my Avatar).
User avatar
tallyho
Ambassador
Ambassador
Posts: 5390
Joined: 13 years ago
Location: Land of No Hope and Past Glories

IMG-20210215-WA0002.jpg
IMG-20210215-WA0002.jpg (102.69 KiB) Viewed 3335 times
IMG-20210214-WA0014.jpg
IMG-20210214-WA0014.jpg (36.44 KiB) Viewed 3335 times
How strange are the ways of the gods ...........and how cruel.

I am here to help one and all enjoy this site, so if you have any questions or feel you are being trolled please contact me (Hit the 'CONTACT' little speech bubble below my Avatar).
User avatar
tallyho
Ambassador
Ambassador
Posts: 5390
Joined: 13 years ago
Location: Land of No Hope and Past Glories

20094325a260708a9a4dff09a03da857ffc4fb1f.jpg
20094325a260708a9a4dff09a03da857ffc4fb1f.jpg (43.21 KiB) Viewed 3310 times
2019001311789d8aec040052902049c107aeed8e.jpg
2019001311789d8aec040052902049c107aeed8e.jpg (29.12 KiB) Viewed 3310 times
6ylyg9cystgm.jpg
6ylyg9cystgm.jpg (13.44 KiB) Viewed 3310 times
2025864043de8a8402a999b745f1b1e15417cf06.jpg
2025864043de8a8402a999b745f1b1e15417cf06.jpg (47.35 KiB) Viewed 3310 times
How strange are the ways of the gods ...........and how cruel.

I am here to help one and all enjoy this site, so if you have any questions or feel you are being trolled please contact me (Hit the 'CONTACT' little speech bubble below my Avatar).
User avatar
tallyho
Ambassador
Ambassador
Posts: 5390
Joined: 13 years ago
Location: Land of No Hope and Past Glories

IMG-20210217-WA0007.jpg
IMG-20210217-WA0007.jpg (43.59 KiB) Viewed 3277 times
IMG-20210218-WA0001.jpg
IMG-20210218-WA0001.jpg (96.19 KiB) Viewed 3277 times
How strange are the ways of the gods ...........and how cruel.

I am here to help one and all enjoy this site, so if you have any questions or feel you are being trolled please contact me (Hit the 'CONTACT' little speech bubble below my Avatar).
User avatar
DrDominator9
Emissary
Emissary
Posts: 2453
Joined: 13 years ago
Location: On the Border of the Neutral Zone

Another text code: UTBATDT - Used To Be Able To Do That
Follow this link to descriptions of my stories and easy links to them:

viewtopic.php?f=70&t=32025
User avatar
dlo005
Elder Member
Elder Member
Posts: 498
Joined: 12 years ago

Such are promises
All lies and jest
Still, a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest Simon & Garfunkel
User avatar
tallyho
Ambassador
Ambassador
Posts: 5390
Joined: 13 years ago
Location: Land of No Hope and Past Glories

The first one is from a spoof article
IMG-20210219-WA0023.jpg
IMG-20210219-WA0023.jpg (47.62 KiB) Viewed 3242 times
IMG-20210219-WA0022.jpg
IMG-20210219-WA0022.jpg (34.9 KiB) Viewed 3242 times
IMG-20210219-WA0018.jpg
IMG-20210219-WA0018.jpg (151.88 KiB) Viewed 3242 times
IMG-20210219-WA0017.jpg
IMG-20210219-WA0017.jpg (49.81 KiB) Viewed 3242 times
IMG-20210219-WA0015.jpg
IMG-20210219-WA0015.jpg (58.82 KiB) Viewed 3242 times
How strange are the ways of the gods ...........and how cruel.

I am here to help one and all enjoy this site, so if you have any questions or feel you are being trolled please contact me (Hit the 'CONTACT' little speech bubble below my Avatar).
User avatar
dlo005
Elder Member
Elder Member
Posts: 498
Joined: 12 years ago

Such are promises
All lies and jest
Still, a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest Simon & Garfunkel
User avatar
tallyho
Ambassador
Ambassador
Posts: 5390
Joined: 13 years ago
Location: Land of No Hope and Past Glories

Stay safe and warm everyone in Texas
(well everyone apart from this piece of crap anyways)
ZomboMeme ted cruz.jpg
ZomboMeme ted cruz.jpg (151.46 KiB) Viewed 3229 times
How strange are the ways of the gods ...........and how cruel.

I am here to help one and all enjoy this site, so if you have any questions or feel you are being trolled please contact me (Hit the 'CONTACT' little speech bubble below my Avatar).
User avatar
dlo005
Elder Member
Elder Member
Posts: 498
Joined: 12 years ago

Such are promises
All lies and jest
Still, a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest Simon & Garfunkel
User avatar
tallyho
Ambassador
Ambassador
Posts: 5390
Joined: 13 years ago
Location: Land of No Hope and Past Glories

Screenshot_20210219-144926~2.png
Screenshot_20210219-144926~2.png (1.02 MiB) Viewed 3152 times
IMG-20210220-WA0006.jpg
IMG-20210220-WA0006.jpg (44.21 KiB) Viewed 3152 times
How strange are the ways of the gods ...........and how cruel.

I am here to help one and all enjoy this site, so if you have any questions or feel you are being trolled please contact me (Hit the 'CONTACT' little speech bubble below my Avatar).
User avatar
tallyho
Ambassador
Ambassador
Posts: 5390
Joined: 13 years ago
Location: Land of No Hope and Past Glories

I hope this sign was intended to read as two positive vertical messages, rather than one crappy horizontal one
IMG-20210221-WA0006.jpg
IMG-20210221-WA0006.jpg (57.23 KiB) Viewed 3116 times
IMG-20210221-WA0008.jpg
IMG-20210221-WA0008.jpg (58.63 KiB) Viewed 3116 times
IMG-20210221-WA0009.jpg
IMG-20210221-WA0009.jpg (68.23 KiB) Viewed 3116 times
IMG-20210221-WA0011.jpg
IMG-20210221-WA0011.jpg (75.25 KiB) Viewed 3116 times
How strange are the ways of the gods ...........and how cruel.

I am here to help one and all enjoy this site, so if you have any questions or feel you are being trolled please contact me (Hit the 'CONTACT' little speech bubble below my Avatar).
User avatar
tallyho
Ambassador
Ambassador
Posts: 5390
Joined: 13 years ago
Location: Land of No Hope and Past Glories

IMG-20201111-WA0004.jpg
IMG-20201111-WA0004.jpg (136.79 KiB) Viewed 3066 times
_20201111_222027.JPG
_20201111_222027.JPG (256.92 KiB) Viewed 3066 times
How strange are the ways of the gods ...........and how cruel.

I am here to help one and all enjoy this site, so if you have any questions or feel you are being trolled please contact me (Hit the 'CONTACT' little speech bubble below my Avatar).
User avatar
tallyho
Ambassador
Ambassador
Posts: 5390
Joined: 13 years ago
Location: Land of No Hope and Past Glories

IMG-20210223-WA0014.jpg
IMG-20210223-WA0014.jpg (36.05 KiB) Viewed 3029 times
IMG-20210223-WA0013.jpg
IMG-20210223-WA0013.jpg (52.83 KiB) Viewed 3029 times
IMG-20210223-WA0012.jpg
IMG-20210223-WA0012.jpg (65.11 KiB) Viewed 3029 times
IMG-20210223-WA0011.jpg
IMG-20210223-WA0011.jpg (113.03 KiB) Viewed 3029 times
IMG-20210223-WA0010.jpg
IMG-20210223-WA0010.jpg (66.41 KiB) Viewed 3029 times
(Halfords is a retail chain that sells car parts and bicycle accessories)
How strange are the ways of the gods ...........and how cruel.

I am here to help one and all enjoy this site, so if you have any questions or feel you are being trolled please contact me (Hit the 'CONTACT' little speech bubble below my Avatar).
User avatar
tallyho
Ambassador
Ambassador
Posts: 5390
Joined: 13 years ago
Location: Land of No Hope and Past Glories

IMG-20210227-WA0005.jpg
IMG-20210227-WA0005.jpg (71.24 KiB) Viewed 2951 times
IMG-20210227-WA0002.jpg
IMG-20210227-WA0002.jpg (103.95 KiB) Viewed 2951 times
IMG-20210225-WA0007.jpg
IMG-20210225-WA0007.jpg (110.33 KiB) Viewed 2951 times
How strange are the ways of the gods ...........and how cruel.

I am here to help one and all enjoy this site, so if you have any questions or feel you are being trolled please contact me (Hit the 'CONTACT' little speech bubble below my Avatar).
User avatar
tallyho
Ambassador
Ambassador
Posts: 5390
Joined: 13 years ago
Location: Land of No Hope and Past Glories

IMG-20210303-WA0005.jpg
IMG-20210303-WA0005.jpg (86.66 KiB) Viewed 2920 times
IMG-20210304-WA0000.jpg
IMG-20210304-WA0000.jpg (51.21 KiB) Viewed 2920 times
IMG-20210304-WA0008.jpg
IMG-20210304-WA0008.jpg (43.14 KiB) Viewed 2920 times
How strange are the ways of the gods ...........and how cruel.

I am here to help one and all enjoy this site, so if you have any questions or feel you are being trolled please contact me (Hit the 'CONTACT' little speech bubble below my Avatar).
helstar
Elder Member
Elder Member
Posts: 378
Joined: 15 years ago

Perfect meme for the world situation...
Attachments
Eq6Ldm6VQAANcSw.jpg
Eq6Ldm6VQAANcSw.jpg (154.75 KiB) Viewed 2896 times
User avatar
Mr. X
Millenium Member
Millenium Member
Posts: 4597
Joined: 11 years ago
Contact:

Why did the subject line go away?
Damselbinder

Because someone posted an attachment, the attachment was put as the post title, and the post title overrode the thread title because ??????????????????????????
User avatar
tallyho
Ambassador
Ambassador
Posts: 5390
Joined: 13 years ago
Location: Land of No Hope and Past Glories

IMG-20210304-WA0012.jpg
IMG-20210304-WA0012.jpg (37.6 KiB) Viewed 2871 times
IMG-20210303-WA0003.jpg
IMG-20210303-WA0003.jpg (45.68 KiB) Viewed 2871 times
How strange are the ways of the gods ...........and how cruel.

I am here to help one and all enjoy this site, so if you have any questions or feel you are being trolled please contact me (Hit the 'CONTACT' little speech bubble below my Avatar).
User avatar
dlo005
Elder Member
Elder Member
Posts: 498
Joined: 12 years ago

Such are promises
All lies and jest
Still, a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest Simon & Garfunkel
User avatar
dlo005
Elder Member
Elder Member
Posts: 498
Joined: 12 years ago

they did one album together as "blind faith"
Such are promises
All lies and jest
Still, a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest Simon & Garfunkel
Post Reply