Happy St Davids Day!
( It might even be named after one of my countrymen!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/british/tu ... e_01.shtml)
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The Patagonians here will be severely disappointed!
I was wondering why I had not heard of St Davids Day. A little research and I now no why. It is not that I do not actually remember hearing of him but I seem to conveniently forget him, because among his teachings is abstinence from drinking beer and eating meat. I would shrivel up and die with the two main food groups!
Also, HOW THE HELL would you celebrate St Davids Day?
Long Live St Patricks Day
(Hope I didn't offend too many people )
Also, HOW THE HELL would you celebrate St Davids Day?
Long Live St Patricks Day
(Hope I didn't offend too many people )
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Diolch yn fawr, TallyHo!
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These patron saints always have bullshit stories attached to them.
St David had a hill miraculously grow out of flat ground so he he could preach to a crowd? POPPYCOCK!
St Patrick drove snakes out of Ireland with magic snake-banishing powers? BUNKUM!
St George fought a mythical fire-breathing dragon? OH, FUCK OFF!
St Andrew gave us one of the best bondage props? FAIR ENOUGH.
Have a good St David's Day, tallyho.
St David had a hill miraculously grow out of flat ground so he he could preach to a crowd? POPPYCOCK!
St Patrick drove snakes out of Ireland with magic snake-banishing powers? BUNKUM!
St George fought a mythical fire-breathing dragon? OH, FUCK OFF!
St Andrew gave us one of the best bondage props? FAIR ENOUGH.
Have a good St David's Day, tallyho.
"A brass unicorn has been catapulted across a London street and impaled an eminent surgeon. Words fail me, gentlemen."
ksire_99 wrote:
Also, HOW THE HELL would you celebrate St Davids Day?
Long Live St Patricks Day
We Welsh are CELTS - we celebrate it the way we celebrate everything else - we get drunk and sire sons!
St Patrick was a Welshman, so we claim that one too!
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Ironically enough the St George story is the only one grounded in reality. (Apart from the bondage cross!)They reckon it's around a knight who killed a crocodile that had been brought back from the Crusades and escaped into the marshes of East Anglia.Heroine Addict wrote:These patron saints always have bullshit stories attached to them.
St David had a hill miraculously grow out of flat ground so he he could preach to a crowd? POPPYCOCK!
St Patrick drove snakes out of Ireland with magic snake-banishing powers? BUNKUM!
St George fought a mythical fire-breathing dragon? OH, FUCK OFF!
St Andrew gave us one of the best bondage props? FAIR ENOUGH.
Have a good St David's Day, tallyho.
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"A brass unicorn has been catapulted across a London street and impaled an eminent surgeon. Words fail me, gentlemen."
^^^^^Nothing visible chief.
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have a bit of toasted cheese on me chap!
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Jack Daniels? I suspect TallyHo's celebrations consisted of a 3 litre bottle of Wrexham Lager in Lidl's car park with Charlotte Church.
"A brass unicorn has been catapulted across a London street and impaled an eminent surgeon. Words fail me, gentlemen."
Jack was from Pembroke, the Southern Comfort mob were founded by a Welsh guy too so got all bases covered when it comes to booze.
Good call on the Wrexham lager, but it was Church, Caths Jenkins and Zeta Jones in an ALDI Carpark threesome. Tom Jones took notes
Good call on the Wrexham lager, but it was Church, Caths Jenkins and Zeta Jones in an ALDI Carpark threesome. Tom Jones took notes
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No Alex Jones? (The leggy TV presenter, not the conspiracy fruitcake.)
"A brass unicorn has been catapulted across a London street and impaled an eminent surgeon. Words fail me, gentlemen."
Bit of a big gob on her.
Plus she's a screamer.
Plus she's a screamer.
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Happy St Davids Day to all my countrymen, and all those poor souls who were born elsewhere!
I will be celebrating in the time honoured tradition of my homeland
I will be celebrating in the time honoured tradition of my homeland
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Care to translate for those of us who don't have badly-constricted vowels?Abductorenmadrid wrote:Diolch yn fawr
It means 'Thank you very much' Doc.
Its what all the ladies say to me....
Its what all the ladies say to me....
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Its literally 'thanks that are big'
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tallyho wrote:It means 'Thank you very much' Doc.
Its what all the ladies say to me....
Why are the ladies calling you Doc? Do we have a case of stolen identity here? Is your fame and glory not enough for you that you have to abscond with my persona in order to woo the lasses? Such behavior is outrageous I say! (And if you could please tell me if you're using my name and it's actually working, what the hell are you saying because it's not working for me!!)
I tell them I'm no gynaecologist, but I'm willing to take a look...
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This could be a whole new area of Alternative Medicine. Just say your unorthodox methods cleanse the auras and alleviate negative energy. Or something.
New Agey types love all that crap.
You could even do "flap readings" which are more detailed than palm readings due to the complexity of the folds which require thorough examination before you can spout standard mystic shyster banalities.
New Agey types love all that crap.
You could even do "flap readings" which are more detailed than palm readings due to the complexity of the folds which require thorough examination before you can spout standard mystic shyster banalities.
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That would be an ecumenical matter.Irishman wrote:Happy St. David's Day.
See ye on Friday the 10th of March
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Classic episode!Heroine Addict wrote: That would be an ecumenical matter.
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Careful now. Down with that sort of thing.
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Only a few more days until I can use the memory of my Irish great grandmother as an excuse to talk of "the old country" and drink some extra Guinness.
Come to think of it, I might make an early start on the Guinness.
Come to think of it, I might make an early start on the Guinness.
"A brass unicorn has been catapulted across a London street and impaled an eminent surgeon. Words fail me, gentlemen."
St Paddy was a Welshman so we claim that day as half ours too, and its the good half, after the pubs open
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Happy St Davids Day one and all!
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I think the world is ready for a Welsh superheroine!
Welshwoman? What would her powers be?
Welshwoman? What would her powers be?
She can knit sweaters and nag at the same time
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Happy St Davids day all you non Welsh losers!
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Hehe, ok, so I am not Welsh but I've lived in Wales more than England. My proudest moment was when a hardcore Welsh family told me they always saw me as Welsh in their eyes Happy St David's day Tally!
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