I suffered a kind of embarrassing masturbation "accident" a couple of months ago that involved this fetish. The problem was, I was was staying up all night, not sleeping, and was horny all the time. This lead to me consulting some of the videos I had on my computer. What happened next I would never have predicted- it became painful to have an erection. It was so painful, in fact, that I could not even look at a woman, because even the slightest engorgement would put me incredible amounts of pain. I couldn't even look at attractive images of woman on the television without groaning in pain.
This problem did not go away. I didn't know what the hell was going on. I was afraid I had developed penile cancer. I went to my doctor and explained that I had been masturbating frequently with little sleep, and my doctor explained that the pain I was having was caused by over-exertion. In other words, I had actually sustained a masturbation "injury." Even after being treated, this pain would not go away, and I could not suffer to have an erection for weeks. I could also barely walk.
During this time when I was suffering from this issue, I submitted a story on this site, and writing that was in some bizarre way a treatment for it, because writing erotica made me aroused and got my blood flowing without really causing any pain while I was writing, and it was sort of like penis rehab.
Finally, it's back to normal now, and I'm being a little more careful. It turns out masturbating is not entirely harmless and you can actually hurt yourself. Like anything else, too much of a good thing may not be so good. I was raised in the Clinton-Internet era where masturbating was the greatest invention since sliced bread, and fed a bunch of lies about how benign it is and that there are practically no consequences involved and if you didn't approve of masturbating you were some kind of religious fanatic who lived in 1570.
I'm not saying that masturbation isn't great, or that people shouldn't watch porn, but your penis is part of your body, and just be kind to it. That's all your body wants, is your kindness. If you are not kind to your body, your body will punish you for it, and your penis is no exception.
Thanks for watching.
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Have you been shaving your palms regularly?
Yes a brave step to share, so well done on that.
I would just echo the old maxim
"all good things in moderation"*
Everything is bad for you if you do too much of it, from eating to exercise.
* and I should know, for I am a MODERATOR!!!
(cue stirring heroic music)
Good news it wasn't cancer and was treatable
I would just echo the old maxim
"all good things in moderation"*
Everything is bad for you if you do too much of it, from eating to exercise.
* and I should know, for I am a MODERATOR!!!
(cue stirring heroic music)
Good news it wasn't cancer and was treatable
How strange are the ways of the gods ...........and how cruel.
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- bare_thighz
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Hey, I can't believe I fucking shared this, but you guys seem cool and it's laid back here. I should have added the disclaimer: Do not masturbate aggressively while you are manic or experiencing psychosis. I doubt that this could happen to any normal person but it remains within the realm of medical possibility and I stand by what I said, be kind to yourself. I'll let you know if I have anymore whacky stories to impulsively post on the Internet.
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what is this? r/VCs.congratualting.themselves ?
nobody over the age of 15 should wasting time on Sun Tzu, it's Clausewitz or nothing
- lionbadger
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oh, alsobare_thighz wrote: ↑3 years agoI suffered a kind of embarrassing masturbation "accident" a couple of months ago that involved this fetish.
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"Do Not Intensively Wank"
"Do Not Intensively Wank"
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I agree with the 'moderation is key' to happiness in most things in life.
Or look at it another way....
Instead of having a 6 pack of Schlitz beer reserve yourself for a fine cabernet sauvignon blanc. Go for quality, not quantity.
Call me - 'the guy that advised Tarkin to evacuate before the Death Star blew up.'
Or look at it another way....
Instead of having a 6 pack of Schlitz beer reserve yourself for a fine cabernet sauvignon blanc. Go for quality, not quantity.
Call me - 'the guy that advised Tarkin to evacuate before the Death Star blew up.'