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Mr. X wrote: 1 month ago Yes its amazing what you can do with a pythagorean triple and a sight. ancientaliens.jpg
Those guys are literally unbelievable.
They start with 'If you assume...' and pick some wild non conformist assumption and then end with 'so you have to wonder just what it is everyone is trying to hide' 🤔

"If you assume the world is a cube, then why are all the national governments saying its round? Are they trying to hide something? Why are they suppressing all the evidence that we assume must exist somewhere? So you have to wonder just what it is everyone is trying to hide'

It's madness.
" Here Mayans! Here's the advanced mathematics you need to build pyramids! We just won't tell you the easy way to move the blocks" 😂 😂 😂

"Gee thanks Mr Alien."
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tallyho wrote: 1 month ago
Those guys are literally unbelievable.
They start with 'If you assume...' and pick some wild non conformist assumption and then end with 'so you have to wonder just what it is everyone is trying to hide' 🤔

"If you assume the world is a cube, then why are all the national governments saying its round? Are they trying to hide something? Why are they suppressing all the evidence that we assume must exist somewhere? So you have to wonder just what it is everyone is trying to hide'

It's madness.
" Here Mayans! Here's the advanced mathematics you need to build pyramids! We just won't tell you the easy way to move the blocks" 😂 😂 😂

"Gee thanks Mr Alien."
Given we build nothing the way they describe the aliens did it and we've been building huge structures for thousands of years it seems bit silly to think its aliens. We don't use lasers now to cut stone. And we don't have someone in a helicopter lining up roads from over head.

Gee how did they make those line in the plains? How about some guys standing with poles and sighting them. 1 inch on the diagram is 500 feet on the lines.

Biggest annoying thing is when they call you a denier or "programmed". Yeah I'm denying your horse poop theory.
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And don't forget the liberal use of 'perfect alignment.' and 'incredible precision'.

They use it all the time. 'See how they are perfectly aligned with Orion's Belt'

Well except they are inverse to the belt so kind of upside down... and what about the 3 smaller pyramids next door, what are they aligned to...?
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tallyho wrote: 1 month ago And don't forget the liberal use of 'perfect alignment.' and 'incredible precision'.

They use it all the time. 'See how they are perfectly aligned with Orion's Belt'

Well except they are inverse to the belt so kind of upside down... and what about the 3 smaller pyramids next door, what are they aligned to...?
"Shhhh. Perfectly aligned..."
Yeah we don't build things like that now to align with stars. Maybe as a lark.

One suggestion was made that also included why the great wall was built. Namely to keep a restless population busy. Idle hands means people get up to no good. Basically a make work program.
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I thought this was so cool and well edited.
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“what!? no! why would you want to mix a salad in the bath tub?“
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Such are promises
All lies and jest
Still, a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest Simon & Garfunkel
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Such are promises
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The US News bots aren't familiar with the rugby position of 'Hooker' 🤔 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
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The populace are close to breaking point in Bath.
.... This is as close as Bath gets to a riot
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(I should point out the urinals post is a gag from satirical news site Newsthump, not really the BBC)
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I never knew I wanted to see Chris Pine in an A-HA video.
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How to make wearing an England Jersey creepy and weird...
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Today I got up early to watch the Wales vs. Argentina match. A match that neither team deserved to win. The Pumas made so many unnecessary mistakes that playing like that is impossible to win, red cards, yellow cards, penalties everywhere and whenever they kicked, the ball always went anywhere. :giggle: :giggle:
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Yes not exactly cheered me up either as we (Wales) were crap.

So maybe this will lift the spirits (with apologies to members from the Emerald Isle but the name could be anything)
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He is the same :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
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tallyho wrote: 4 days ago pure_non_veg_jokes_in_hindi_latest__bollywood_non_veg_jokes___1000_non_veg_jokes_in_hindi___mast_non_veg_jokes_hindi_13.jpg
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Hey laugh and the world laughs with you.
The Underground notice was this week at least, and Tom Youngs clearly IS Sergeant Anderson. You fire enough shots and something will hit, and there's no expiry date on funny just look at Stan Laurel and the 'Look through here' scene with the bar tender in Trail of the Lonesome Pine
Comedy gold. :thumbup:
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